March 2008
3 posts
How My Parents Found Out →
I was a bad kid in high school. Oh, well, I’m not talking about school because I was rank 4 when I graduated.
On my 56k modem I downloaded a lot of.. cough.. materials. And since it took so long to load pictures back in the day, it was worth my while to just keep it in a “hidden folder.” I just needed to make sure that the folder settings were appropriate. Eventually, I had...
I am crushing on the Falafel Guy with special...
Title self-explanatory. I’ve decided that the man that makes my falafel has the most beautiful smile in the world (you know those glorious smiles that sort of surround your face in a halo of light? The kind that just sort of happens and doesn’t ask anything in return? I could go on and on, but he has one of those) and I’d totally have his children. Also, the falafel are orgasmic,...
Post-VDay Blues →
This is for those singles whose feelings of loneliness and inferiority were inadequately drowned out by Cupidity and the verbalization of teen-style angst by my witty co-blogger. If you feel like VDay this year was especially brutal, yes, it really was. See VDay usually does not bother me. I lump it with those other consumerist/Christian holidays that do not concern me. Historically, I’ve actually...
